Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss gives your party outfit a sparkly noseblessing from nature’s most enigmatic beast.
They say it’s good luck if a passing bird poops on you. Well if that’s true, Unicorn Snot is the gleaming jackpot of all lucky charms. Freshly gafflumped from the nose holes of this majestic rhinocerhorse, the remarkable glittery lip gloss comes in an array of vibrant colours. Just like human snot.
Cotton candy scented and non-toxic, this mouth moisturiser is great for adding that final special touch to your person before a party or night out. Guaranteed to make you sparkle from within, repel woodland sprites and/or catch the eye of that handsome centaur, Unicorn Snot lip gloss is the stuff no fairy tale princess or post-modern raver should be without.